Indian Govt Jokes

Indian Govt kahti hai ki ..

ek ladki padhai kar le to pariwar ke 4 logo ko shikshit kr sakti hai....

pr ek ladki colge jaati hai to 40 ldke FAIL ho jate h.uska kya?? :p

Papu Jokes

Pappu apni family k sath jungle me rehta tha..

Ek din Usy jungle se ek Sheesha mila..

sheeshe me usne khud ko dekha to
usko laga ke papa ki tasveer hai... :P

Wo Usey apne ghar le gaya Or
Usse roz baaten krne laga...
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Uski Biwi ko shak huwa..

Ek din uski gair mojudgi me Usne Sheesha nikala or apna aks dekh kar boli:" Acha to ye hai wo Churail.. :P

jis se Mera Shohar baaten krta hai"
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Usne Sheesha apni Saas ko
dikhaya to Saas ne kaha:"Koi baat nhi..

Budhi hai, jaldi marr jayegi":p :O :D :D

Pyar Jokes

What is PYAR ?
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.Its a group of frnds siting in a BAR with
bottles in hand and saying--
"P" "YAR" :P

Santa Jokes

Santa:" Mujhe Kitab Likhne Me.. ek Saal Lag Jata Hai..
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Banta:" Itni Mehnat Kyo Karte Ho 15 Rupaye Me

Likhi Hui Kitab Mil Jati Hai... :p :O :/

Leady Teacher Jokes

Lady teacher: "mujhe baccho ki
shakal se pata chal jata hai ki unke
dimag me kya chal raha hai..
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pappu : "Kamaal hai madm g, phir
bhi
aap apna dupatta sahi nhi kar
rahi... :D.