Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to

Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to
Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai,
Santa- Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche hatao!

Can we do romance in the Mid Night today…

Can we do romance in the Mid Night today…
I’m in a good mood…
Just a little bit of kiss n biting…
Reply me soon…
Ur loving mosquito

Everyone in the world say,

Everyone in the world say,
U have changed a Lot
But no 1 in the world would look into ur eyes & say..
U have compromised a LOT

I want to drink the water from your lips,

I want to drink the water from your lips,
I want to hear the movement of your soul,
I want to touch the sound of your heart,
I want to be u.

Boy while kissing his girlfriend..

Boy while kissing his girlfriend..
Boy- Thinks u baby..
4 give me ur chewing gum..
Girl- This is not chewing gum my love,
I’m suffering from cough!

If i reached for ur hand, will u hold it?

If i reached for ur hand, will u hold it?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me?
If i go4ur lips, will u kiss me?
If i capture ur heart, will u love me?

WHAT EACH KISS MEANS

WHAT EACH KISS MEANS
- Kiss on the Forehead: We’re cute together.
- Kiss on the Cheek: We’re friends.
- Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
- Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
- Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
- Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU

WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:

WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
-Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
-Holding u tight pressed against each other: I want u.
-Looking into each other’s Eyes: I like u, for who u are.
-Playing with Hair: Let’s fool around.
-Arms around the Waist: I like u too much to let go.
-Laughing while Kissing: Im completely comfortable with u.

Start Kissing and Be Healthy

In a Kiss-
0.7gm Protein
0.45gm Fat
0.19gm Chemical
0.50 Variety of Bacteria will die
This is true.
So catch ur LOVER
Start Kissing & Be Healthy

When I met you I was afraid to kiss you,

When I met you I was afraid to kiss you,
when I kissed you I was afraid to love you,
now that I love you, I am afraid to lose you.

Teacher: What do you call a person

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps
on talking when people are no longer interested?
banta: A teacher

Teacher: Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late?
santa: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
santa: The one that says,
“School Ahead, Go Slow.”

What is the chemical formula 4 water?

What is the chemical formula 4 water?
SANTA: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: wht r u talking abt?
SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O.

Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,

Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??

Commerce professor asks the student

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most
important source of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya
toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

Teacher: Agar apna character

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai
to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega,
par mere baap ka bigad jayega.